AN INTERVIEW WITH CHRIS WOODYARD
How did you decide to write about ghosts?
It runs in my family to see ghosts. And when I asked the librarians at my local
library what kind of book they wanted, they said, "We need a book of Ohio ghost
stories!"
When did you write your first book?
In first grade. It was called something like The Mouse that Scared the Bear that Ate
the Witch. Even then I was interested in scary stories. I told it to my mother because
I couldnt write very well, then I illustrated it in crayon and stapled it in a red
construction-paper cover.
How many books have you written?
Ive written Haunted Ohio: Ghostly Tales from the Buckeye State (1991),
Haunted Ohio II: More Ghostly Tales from the Buckeye State (1992), Haunted Ohio
III: Still More Ghostly Tales from the Buckeye State (1994), Spooky Ohio: 13
Traditional Tales, (1995), Haunted Ohio IV: Restless Spirits (1997), Ghost
Hunter's Guide To Haunted Ohio (2000), and Haunted Ohio V: 200 Years of Ghosts
(2003). Ive also written a book called The Wright Stuff: A Guide to Life in the
Dayton Area (1989) which is out of print, and a number of childrens math and
spelling textbooks.

What are you working on now?
Right now Im working on various Ohio projects as well as several mysteries and a
series of historical novels for young adults.
Why cant you be photographed?
Thats my little joke. I dont like being photographed, so I put that
under the blank box. After all, ghosts cant be photographed. Actually, if you look
on the back of Haunted Ohio, you can see my legs sticking out from behind the
tombstone. There is also a picture of me when I was very little in the back of Spooky
Ohio. And Jessica Wiesel, the illustrator of that book wants to tell everybody that her
picture was taken when she was in 4th grade. She is now more or less grown-up,
although shes still a kid at heart.
Did you always want to be a writer?
I said in first grade that I would be a writer. I also wanted to be an archaeologist. I
think the first thing I published was a poem about a flowering tree in our school paper
when I was in 6th grade. I used the pen name "Teri Martin," after St.
Therese of Liseaux, one of my favorite saints. I edited the yearbook, and
sent lots of poems and stories to contests. I usually won something because I imitated
published writers very well.

What authors did you like to read when you were a kid?
I liked reading Nancy Drew mysteries, books about dolls that came alive, like Miss
Happiness and Miss Flower by Rumer Godden, books on Egypt, Japan, and medieval times,
cartoon books by Charles Addams (creator of the Addams family), and anything on
archaeology or doll houses. When I got a bit older, I enjoyed Victoria Holt, the Sherlock
Holmes stories, O. Henry, Peter S. Beagle (The Last Unicorn), and the stories of
Rudyard Kipling.
Where did you go to school?
I went to Indian Run Elementary School, then Dublin High School, in Dublin, Ohio, near
Columbus. When I went to school there, it was a tiny farm community. There were about 95
people in my graduating class.
Did you get good grades?
In English and history, yes. In math, no. I was 25 before I learned to balance my
checkbook. Im still not very good at it. I learned to read before I started
school and I was very, very bored just sitting there while the other kids struggled
through, "See Jane run." So I made up stories to keep myself entertained.

Did you have lots of friends?
No. Even though I was pretty smart. I was also the second-ugliest kid in my grade. And
the other kids thought I was very weird when I talked about seeing things they
couldnt. I didnt really like school very much.
Do you have any children or pets?
My family is my husband, who is a computer engineer and my 12-year-old daughter, as
well as a younger sister and assorted aunts and cousins. We dont have any pets
because everybody is allergic to animals except me. I used to have a guinea pig named
Charlie Brown who went to the great Pen in the Sky. As a college student, I had a fluffy
black cat named Norton. And I once took care of a bat named Barbie who used to snuggle
into a suede glove in my hand.
Are your stories true?
I always like to say they are "true, in spirit." The people who told me these
stories believed they had had some supernatural experience they couldnt
explain. I do not make up stories out of nothing. Even if a story is a
"traditional" tale or folklore, it may still have a grain of truth to it. And,
of course, I also tell stories about things Ive personally seen.

Do you really see ghosts? What is it like?
I often see ghosts and Im often asked to visit houses to tell the owners if
there is anything there. Usually the people in the house just want me to reassure them
that they are not going crazythere really is a ghost. My rule is that nobody
is to tell me anything about the place before I go in. Ill hear the peoples
stories afterwards. That way Im not influenced by what they tell me. Then I
walk around and I take notes about what I see or feel and where I see or feel it.
Afterwards, I sit down and talk things over with the people living in the house and see
how what I experienced matches up with their own feelings. It often does.
When I see ghosts they look perfectly real and solidlike a living human being.
They are not misty; I cant see through them; they dont wear sheets or bloody
mummy bandages. They dont have their heads tucked under their arms. They just look
like ordinary people, in living color, and sometimes it is hard to tell who is a ghost.
I am usually scared when I see ghostsscared and fascinated at the same time.
There is no good reason for me to be scaredI compare it to the dog who hears the
whistle that we humans cant hear. That dog is whimpering and in pain. Sometimes I
feel like I am picking up things that most people cant see or hear and it is
physically painful. Sometimes it feels like I was just punched in the stomach. But it is
always interesting to see how close I can come to finding a ghost.

Why can you see ghosts and other people cant?
I have no idea! Im told that one out of ten people can see ghosts. It does seem
to run in families. I think seeing ghosts is just another kind of sense, like touch, smell
or hearing. Ive got really bad eyesight and cant smell much of anything unless
its on fire, but maybe this is natures way of compensating for that!
Have you ever seen the same ghost more than once?
Only a couple of times. Usually once Ive investigated a house, I dont go
back to it. And ghosts tend to stay in their own place, not wander around.
Arent you afraid a ghost might follow you home?
Like I said, ghosts usually stay in the place they haunt. I dont allow
anything to follow me home.

Do ghosts talk to you?
Only occasionally, and usually I only hear a word or a phrase. More often, I just get a
feeling about what they want or what is bothering them. I DO NOT hold seances, channel
spirits, or use a ouija board or any other communication device.
Why not?
Ouija boards only attract lying spirits who will tell you anythingincluding
things that later come truejust to make you believe its all real. They are a
negative force and I dont like it that they are sold as a harmless game. Ive
seen too many kids get obsessed with them and do stupid, dangerous things because "a
spirit told me." Think about it: is your beloved grandmother going to hang around
slumber parties pushing around a plastic pointer for a bunch of giggling teenagers? I
dont think so! But you might get a spirit pretending to be your grandma! Stay
away from ouija boards, seances, and other ways of talking to the dead!
Are you a ghostbuster?
I jokingly call myself that sometimes, but Im not really a ghostbuster. I
dont drive a hearse or have a laser-pak. The only time Ive been slimed was by
my baby daughter with some creamed spinach. I dont get rid of ghosts, although I can
tell people how to do it. I just wander around and identify the ghost and maybe find out
why they are still haunting.

Where do you get your stories?
People send stories to me in the mail, which is the best way to reach me since I really
don't have time to talk on the phone. I tell people who have a story to write it down and
send it to my publisher: Kestrel Publications, 1811 Stonewood Dr, Beavercreek, OH
45432-4002 or e-mail: invisiblei@aol.com. I also
ask librarians all over the state, get clippings out of magazines and newspapers, and read
lots of old books on ghosts all over the US, trying to find Ohio stories.
What books do you like to read now?
When Im tired of reading books on ghosts, I like to read books about archaeology,
biographies (especially of royalty), Dilbert cartoons, travel books by Bill Bryson or a
funny novel by Tom Holt or PG Wodehouse, and books on art, antiques, and dollshouses.
Other authors I enjoy are Richard Altick (nonfiction Victorian history), Eric Newby
(travel), Sylvia Townsend Warner (fiction), and Patricia Finney (mysteries and historical
fiction). My favorite authors of ghostly fiction are Robert Westall, M.R. James, and
Josephine Boyle.
Do you have any other hobbies?
I like to spend time with my husband and daughter, play tennis, walk in the woods,
canoe, go to the movies, eat Japanese food (especially raw fish), visit museums, and go
shopping at antique shops and used bookstores. I collect dollhouses and miniature things
as well as manger scenes and the little castles that go in fishbowls.

Do you have any advice for young people who want to be writers?
First, read everything you can get your hands onlocal newspapers, fiction, comic
books, cereal boxeswhatever. I dont care what you read, but do yourself a
favor and read something published before 1970or even before 1900. Much
of what is being written today is dreck and you need to see what writing was like before
the complete commercialization of publishing. You need to be able to tell good writing
from bad; or at least find the kind of writing you want to do. Very often writers are
urged by publishers or agents to produce "a product for people who like Stephen
King" or "a book we can sell in Hallmark card stores" or "a book that
Oprah will want to put on her show." They aren't told to produce their best work,
carefully written in their hearts' blood. They are producing a commercial product.
Now, as someone who enjoys writing books that sell, I have nothing whatever against a
publisher wanting a book to be commercially successful. I just haven't seen a lot of great
writing coming out of today's successful writers and I include R.L. Stine and Stephen King
in that group. They are terrific storytellers (although I secretly think R L Stine has a
random-plot generator program on his computer) but they are not the best literary models
to follow--unless, of course, you want to be a multimillionaire who writes for 12-year old
boys
Second, if you want to be a writer, you need to learn how to do research. I get calls
all the time from people who want to write ghost books like I do, for different parts of
the US. I'm amazed at the number of them who don't even know how to use a library, can't
do even the most basic research, and don't even know enough to ask a librarian for help.
Research skills are one of the most important things you will ever learn if you want to be
a writer. One of the most valuable things I got out of my college education was how to do
research.
Let's imagine you want to write a horror book based on the legend of the zombie. You
can't just make it all up out of your head because there are readers out there just
waiting to pounce on your slightest error. I accidentally placed the headless ghost of
Ladybend Hill in Guernsey instead of Belmont County and I heard from dozens of readers!
Every writer I know reads books and more books to make sure they've got their details
right. Where do they have zombies? What is the climate like in Haiti? What kinds of houses
do they have there? What do they eat and wear? How do they bury their dead? What are the
names of the various Voodoo spirits? I read all the time and I'm constantly taking notes
from this book or thatnot even ghost story books, just details I know I will
eventually use.
Third, if you want to be a writer, you have to write. It's easy to
get distracted by Life, but young writers should write as much as possible, beyond school
assignments. If you write just a page a day, that's a book in a year. And don't think you
have to start at the beginning and then write straight through. That's way too
intimidating and it has stopped many a promising book dead. I always jump right into the
middle and work my way sideways, upside down, and backwards until the book is done. You
can make notes on scraps of paper, throw them into boxes, then cut them up, rearrange them
and tape them back together. You can talk a book into a tape recorder and then type it up.
You don't have to sit down at the blank screen of your computer and begin perfectly at the
beginning. That's what editing is for. The first time I write something, I think it's
terrific. But even a few hours later, I'll come back and think, "Geez, that's
rotten!" I edit my books 12, 13, 15 times--until I'm happy--and even then, I still
see things I'd do differently after they are published. Even years of writing, years of
practice will not make you so perfect you can write without rewriting. So, dont just
talk about being a writerWRITE!
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